Halloween (Butternut Squash and Black Bean) Soup

Halloween is great. I love candy corn, kids in costumes, parades, carved pumpkins, hot apple cider and "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." Halloween as a kid was almost as good as Christmas. It was magical. You got to dress up, eat sweets, and stay up late. I remember one year my brother Vince was a werewolf. He wore brown shoes, brown socks, brown corduroy pants, a brown and white checked button down shirt, brown wool sweater and a very scary werewolf mask. It had a head of curly brown hair, protruding snout and large blood fangs. He was the neat-est and fiercest werewolf and 2nd grader that ever was.

The only drawback to Halloween is the pressure to dress up. As a kid it was fine, but starting in high school it became a burden. I dreaded it in college and in my twenties. My ideas and execution were terrible. I have a long history of bad Halloween costumes. One particularly embarrassing year in college involved giant bunny ears and glitter. It was bad, and there are lots and lots of pictures. There was also the year that my husband and I dressed up as salt and pepper shakers. I thought getting a cab to the party was humiliating. The ride back was much worse. I don't frown on people who do get dressed up. In fact, I think it's great. I'm creative when it comes to food, but I totally bomb on artsy projects like Halloween costumes and dioramas. Hopefully, when it's time for me to help my son with school projects I will find some creative inspiration (or an assistant).

Now, the orange and black soup:

2 2-lb butternut squashes or 1 4-lb butternut squash
1 medium onion, small dice
1 tablespoon olive oil
32 oz low sodium chicken stock
1 teaspoon of salt
1 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1 1/2 teaspoons of ground cumin
1/8 - 1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper
2 16 oz cans of black beans, rinsed

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.

Split squash in half, scoop out seeds, drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Roast in the oven for 1 hour. Flesh should be soft when you pierce with fork. Let cool, then scoop out flesh and mash with fork

In large soup pot, heat up 1 tablespoon of olive oil. Add onions and saute until soft. Add salt, pepper, cumin and cayenne pepper. Add stock, and bring to medium simmer. Stir in smashed butternut squash. Let cook on medium for about 20 minutes until squash fully incorporates. Stir often. Add in black beans, and let cook for just a few more minutes.

Serve with warm bread.

Irish Bars, Michael Flatley and Guinness Beef Stew

This recipe is a tribute to my drinking days. I am not much of drinker anymore. I have two beers and I'm falling down drunk. Pathetic. In the old days (meaning my twenties), I could really throw them back. Some of my favorite bars included Murphy's, Mick O'Shea's, Mackey's, Nanny O'Brien's, Ireland's Four Fields (formerly know as the Four Courts), The Irish Times, The Dubliner, Biddy Mulligans and The Irish Chanel. I could go on, but I think I am only embarrassing myself. And if I wasn't at an Irish bar, I was drinking with my Irish Catholic friends. I recall in college trying to track down a poster of Michael Flatley for my friend Karen's 21st birthday. Sadly, we couldn't find one so we settled on getting her a pinata, a 30 pack of beer, and a video of "The Lord of the Dance." We all got drunk, cracked open the pinata, watched "Lord of the Dance," played a nice binge drinking game called "Power Hour," and then headed out to the bars. I'm exhausted just thinking about doing all that. Granted, I did spend most afternoons resting on the coach watching "Jerry Springer" and "Days of our Lives" in my dorm. College = money well-spent.

Since I don't drink much now, I get my kicks from cooking. I basically made up this recipe. I browsed lots of recipes for Guinness stew, and I took what seemed like the best parts of each of them. Adding the baker's chocolate came from a Cook's Illustrated recipe. I think this one ingredient takes this stew recipe from good to great. I've made beef stews before, but this is my favorite by far. I don't think I will ever not make this version. Guinness has wonderful texture and flavor. Obviously it's great to drink, but it's also awesome to cook with -- and no hangover. I'm going to have to research other ways to incorporate it in my food. Perhaps I'll pour it over my corn flakes tomorrow, or swirl it in my oatmeal. I'll keep you posted on my findings.


Guinness Beef Stew

1 1/2 - 2 lbs stewing beef
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 teaspoons kosher salt (divided)
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
3 medium onions, peeled and quartered
2 medium carrots, 1-inch pieces
5-6 medium red potatoes, quartered
1 large tomato, roughly chopped
1 teaspoon dried thyme
2-3 dried bay leaves
2 cups Guinness
1/2 cup water
1 ounce bittersweet baking chocolate
2 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped.

Pat the stew meat dry with a paper towel. Sprinkle 1 teaspoon of salt and 1/2 teaspoon of freshly ground pepper over meat. Dredge each piece in flour and shake off extra flour.

Heat up 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil in dutch oven. Brown beef on all sides. It will take about 8-10 minutes. Remove meat from pan. Add onions, carrots, potatoes, salt, thyme and bay leaves. Let cook down and scrape the bottom of dutch oven with wooden spoon to get all the brown bits left from the stewing meat. As the tomatoes start to break down, add beer, water and baking chocolate. Bring to a boil, and then turn off stove. Place in a 300 degree oven for 2 1/2 hours.

Before serving stir in two tablespoons of fresh chopped parsley.

My Husband's Birthday, Idiots, Hellman's Mayonnaise and Chocolate Cake

A few Friday nights ago, I made "Idiot Chocolate Cake" by chef and author David Lebovitz. Supposedly, only an idiot can screw up this recipe. There are many things that I'm not good at, but I know how to read and execute a recipe. This one required a springform pan. I didn't have one, so I picked one up. I also picked up ScharffenBerger chocolate as the recipe recommends and I even brought my eggs up to room temperature, a practice I've always been leery about. The cake is simple and it took only a few minutes to combine the chocolate, sugar, eggs and butter. I poured the batter into a buttered and cocoa powder-ed springform pan and placed it in a roasting dish. Following the recipe instructions to create a water bath, I poured hot water in the roasting dish to surround the cake. I set the timer for 75 minutes, and I placed it in my hot oven. The smell of it baking was glorious. I was so excited. The one-hour mark hit, and I took a peak at the cake. The top looked a little odd, full of bubbles and craters. I was momentarily concerned, but not alarmed. I waited another 15 minutes, and took the cake out. The top now really bothered me, and I stared at it for awhile. As I stared, the cake fell in on itself. Crap.

The recipe did have a warning regarding the springform pan, and recommend wrapping it in tinfoil if you suspect it's not waterproof. And I did in fact wrap the pan, but not tightly enough. Water had made its way into the cake, and ruined the whole thing. I was pissed. Thankfully, I was able to comfort myself by eating the only edible part of the cake, the top crust -- and it was tasty. David Lebovitz should have added a footnote for idiots. I mean, doesn't he know how many idiots are out there? Lots and lots. The idiot footnote should read as follows: "The springform pan you just bought is not waterproof. Wrap it tightly with layer upon layer of tinfoil or your cake will be a soggy mess."

I wanted a great chocolate cake for husband's birthday. This "Idiot Cake" was a test run. Thank God. But now what? He loves chocolate cake, and I really wanted to get this right. I would try Lebovitz's cake again, but my confidence was a bit shaken. This recipe shall be shelved for the time being. I needed to think. I often get inspiration when I think back to the food I ate many moons ago. As I kid I remember my mom making a chocolate cake that had mayonnaise in it. It was awesome -- moist and chocolate-y. The recipe was published in a Hellman's Mayonnaise cookbook. I have no idea how we came to have this book, maybe Hellman's sent it to us because of all the tuna salad and egg salad sandwiches we ate. I scoured the internet for the recipe. There were countless versions. The best of the bunch came from Cook's Illustrated (surprise, surprise).

This is so simple -- no frosting, no water bath, no springform pan, no room temperature eggs. This is idiot-proof for idiots.

Chocolate Mayonnaise Cake

1 1/2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
1 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon table salt
1/2 cup cocoa powder
2 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped finely
1 cup hot strong coffee
2/3 cups mayonnaise
1 large egg
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
confectionery sugar for dusting

Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. Butter an 8" by 8" square pan.

Combine flour, sugar, baking soda and salt in large bowl. Set aside. Combine chocolate, coffee and cocoa. Whisk until smooth and let cool for a minute or two. Then whisk in mayonnaise, egg and vanilla. Then stir mayonnaise mixture into flour.

Once fully incorporated pour into buttered pain, and cook for 25 - 30 minutes.

Let cool in pan for 1 - 2 hours.

Turn cake out onto serving platter and dust with powdered sugar.

Serve with dollop of fresh whipped cream.

P.S. I've clearly relapsed on baking. I have not moved on to soups and stews as I said I would in my last post. Oh well, I guess I need a court-ordered stint in baking rehab.